TEH LEADERING JONRALIST OF TEH COMPUTAR GAMEING SCENE — JEFFK!!! — выдал очередной шедевр:
I HAEV WRITTAN A REPORT ON WINDOWS WHISTLAR, which si teh OS that Micorsoft will uses too replaces Win2000. PLEAS read my artical and refreshes evary paeg 50 tiems so I gets teh big moneys.
Разбор начинается с самого корня:
so They named it Whistaler and got rid of DOS! Wistlar is based off teh Windows NT programming which mas made Windows NT and provides a special alterantive too Lunix! Becuase Windows NT is much more stabel and supprotive of hardware and usars! Only teh vary good companys used Windows NT becuase Lunix si for hippies and peopal who liek to spend all day downloading programs that dont work! BUT Lunix si free though because teh hippys who made it forgot to charge moneys because they were flyin high on goofball. and it was OPEN SORES>
Потом Джэфф тщательно "обзирает" наиболее важные фичи:
Windows Whistelar for Germaney — Germaney dosant liek blood and guts and cursing, so all menus are replaced with ROBOTS and teh blood is green and when you boots up teh compuatar machene Bill Gates comes on and says "Die Schopfung der Teufelsrythmus!" which means "Hello I'm BIll Gates and dont worrey Germanic parents, yuor kids wont see blodd AND GUTS ON THIS TRAIN RIDE!!" and then Bill Gates explodes in a cloud of smoke and there si a carrot where he was!!!!
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AND YES JERRY IS A FAGOT
Блин, это надо целиком читать.